Patrick is an AI assistant that does the tedious parts of running a business — automatically, all day, every day.

You Didn't Start a Business to Answer the Same Email 40 Times a Week

You started it to build something. But somehow half your day is email replies, social media posts, report writing, and customer questions you've answered a hundred times. What if that stuff just… happened on its own?

A typical day with Ask Patrick

Here's What the AI Actually Does

6:30 AM — Before you wake up

Checks your website, payment system, and social media

While you're asleep, the AI visits your website and makes sure everything works — your pages load, your checkout works, your contact form is live. If something broke overnight, you get a message. If everything's fine, you hear nothing.

What you see
A short morning summary in your inbox: "Everything running normally. 3 new customer messages waiting — 2 are routine (drafted replies below), 1 needs your attention."
9:00 AM — While you're having coffee

Answers routine customer questions

Someone emailed asking about your return policy. Someone else wants to know shipping times. A third person asked a question that's on your FAQ page. The AI reads each email, finds the right answer from your policies, and drafts a reply. You glance at them and hit send — or the AI sends them automatically if you've told it to.

Time saved
Those 3 emails would normally take 10-15 minutes. With the AI drafting replies: under 1 minute to review and send.
11:00 AM — While you're doing real work

Posts to your social media

The AI writes a post about something relevant to your business — a tip, an insight, a comment on an industry trend — and posts it to your accounts. It sounds like you wrote it because it learned your voice from past posts. You don't think about social media until you check the likes at dinner.

What changes
You go from posting once a week (when you remember) to posting every day (without thinking about it). Consistency is what grows a following.
3:00 PM — While you're in a meeting

Writes that report you've been putting off

Every week you need a summary of sales, customer issues, and what's coming up. The AI pulls together the numbers, writes the summary, and drops it in your inbox. You read it in 2 minutes instead of spending 45 minutes building it.

What changes
Weekly reports go from "I'll do it this weekend" (you won't) to done every Friday at 3 PM without fail.
10:00 PM — After you've logged off

Keeps working while you rest

A customer in another timezone sends a question at 11 PM. The AI responds within minutes. Someone mentions your company on social media at midnight — the AI notices. A blog post needs updating — the AI drafts the changes. Tomorrow morning, you'll see a summary of everything that happened overnight.

The difference
Your business doesn't sleep, even when you do. Customers in different time zones get fast responses. Nothing falls through the cracks overnight.

The Math

Routine emails (5/day × 5 min each) 25 min/day
Social media (writing + posting) 20 min/day
Weekly reports 45 min/week
Checking that everything still works 15 min/day
Total time reclaimed per week ~5 hours

Honest Disclaimer: This Isn't For Everyone

We'd rather tell you this upfront than have you sign up and be disappointed. If the stuff above sounds like your business, we're probably not the right fit — and that's okay.

Try It For the Price of Two Coffees

$9/month — cancel anytime

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